Ashcroft Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft

30 Apr
WASHINGTON, DC–Attorney General John Ashcroft's quest for a companion to ease the pain of his lonely and tormented existence was dealt a severe blow Monday, when he was rejected by the newly created "Bride Of Ashcroft."(Read More at the Onion)

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